what is ghroast?
paste a github username, get a brutal AI-generated roast of the profile in seconds, then share the receipt.
— how it works —
three steps. zero excuses.
01
paste a username
drop a real github handle into the box on the homepage.
02
we read your profile
public data only: repos, languages, follower count, account age, bio. no private info, no DMs, no funny business.
03
you get cooked
a small language model generates a 3-4 line roast, surgically referencing your actual profile. then it's saved to a public link you can share.
— rules of engagement —
what we won't roast.
- your race, gender, religion, sexuality, disability, nationality, age — none of it
- your appearance or anything we'd guess from your avatar
- private info or anything outside your public github profile
- real-world threats, doxxing, "kill yourself" energy
we roast code patterns and profile vibes. that's it.
— under the hood —
built with —
- frontend
- next.js 16, react 19, tailwind 4
- hosting
- cloudflare pages
- ai
- groq · llama-3.1-8b-instant
- storage
- cloudflare kv
- shipped in
- 2 hours, with claude code
if it broke, blame him.